Catholic Pick-Up Lines (just for laughs)
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March 6, 2010 - 16:16
A list of rather funny Catholic Pick-Up Lines to chase away your monday blues. Some examples:
- Wow that grey/black ash smudge on your forehead, vaguely resembling a cross, really brings out the tones in your skin.
- "Let me get your number; I know this great place to go to on Sunday mornings. They have the best wine!"
- You are like the book of Revelation. You've got me all confused. (from Christa Masson)
- Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?
You can find more here: http://web.mac.com/eclancy/iWeb/Confessions%20of%20a%2020-something%20Caffeine%20Addict/confessions/3388B532-E98D-4933-98AE-FC094E2A63C9.html
Share your favourites here! :)
March 6, 2010 - 23:55
#2
It's Saturday!
It's still Saturday. You should post it on this coming Monday... Now we won't be having anything to get through our Monday blues =(
BTW, I like:
16. "Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?"
60. "Dinner. My Place. Tomorrow. Don't argue; it's a feast of obligation." (from Ben Cohen)
Thanks for sharing Liz =)
BTW, I like:
16. "Man does not live by bread alone. So how about dinner and a movie?"
60. "Dinner. My Place. Tomorrow. Don't argue; it's a feast of obligation." (from Ben Cohen)
Thanks for sharing Liz =)
March 8, 2010 - 02:54
#3
Who said catholic is not fun :p
hahahahaa.... i love this
46. Thumbing a rosary: “How ‘bout joining me for a few decades?” (from Walker Solis)
55. "Wedding and onions always make me cry. Which do you like better: onion rings or wedding rings?" (from Walker Solis)
=> very creative.... i guess i can use this to propose to a girl, if she answer onion rings, means i'm rejected.
March 18, 2010 - 22:37
#4
Coolll!!
=D... Yo liz, I know am very late in reading this, but this is where the purpose of forum being fullfilled (for the late comer as I am.. =P).. This is very creative and very Catholic I would say.. My fave:
36. "Do you believe in Divine appointment ?" (Britney Quirk)
45. Presenting a rose: "I just may be the answer to your Little Flower novena"(Walker Solis)
59. "In the dark void of this world, could you be my luminous mystery?" (Ben Cohen)
61. 'If I had a bead for every time I though of you, I'd have a joyful mystery" (John DeLozier)
=D =D
36. "Do you believe in Divine appointment ?" (Britney Quirk)
45. Presenting a rose: "I just may be the answer to your Little Flower novena"(Walker Solis)
59. "In the dark void of this world, could you be my luminous mystery?" (Ben Cohen)
61. 'If I had a bead for every time I though of you, I'd have a joyful mystery" (John DeLozier)
=D =D
Hahahahaha. Thanks Eliz for sharing this funny link. I like the following:
49. “You’re a saint! Kiss me, and make me a second-class relic!” (from Walker Solis)
58. "So YOU'RE the third secret of Fatima?!" (from Walker Solis)
"To have courage for whatever comes in life - everything lies in that." (St Teresa of Avila)